Hank: You’re a good friend. I’m glad I got to see it.
Boris: May I assume then that we are not done with one another?
Hank: You may.
Boris: I’m glad of that.
Hank: Me too. But let’s never do this again.
Boris: No. Ah. Well, if you think this is bad, you should have been in Turkmenistan.
Hank: Really?
Boris: Yeah. Compared with Turkmenistan, it’s like summer camp.
Hank: You went to summer camp?
Boris: Gstaad, Alpenschule.
Hank: Passaic, YMCA. I was sent to camp so that my parents could argue in private.
Boris: I was sent to camp when my father fell ill.
Hank: I hated camp.
Boris: Me also.
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Dmitry: Listen, Boris, coming here, not telling you about it, I…
Boris: Oh.
Dmitry: I may have…
Boris: I’m sorry, you may…
Dmitry: I may have…
Boris: You may have made…
Dmitry: Why are you always pushing? Fine, I made a mistake.
Boris: Mistake.
Dmitry: Is that clear? Mistake.
Boris: Oh, yes. I got it.
Dmitry: Happy?
Boris: I’m thrilled. Yes.
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Harper: Dad, dad, dad, I’m sorry. I—actually, I can’t talk right now. I’m with somebody. Yes, it’s him. Okay. Thanks, dad. Love you. Bye.
Hank: “Him”? Him who? Him me?
Harper: Yes, Tarzan. I’m close with my parents. Is that okay?
Hank: That’s totally okay. Him like.
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Harper: Maybe you should be known for more than just small talk.
Hank: So I do grow on you.
Harper: Yeah, you do.
Hank: Hmm.
Harper: Usually the more time I spend with a guy, the less fond I am of him.
Hank: You’ve got high standards.
Harper: Or bad luck. What’s your excuse?
Hank: Never found the right woman. Or if I did, I don’t know. I couldn’t seem to make it work.
Harper: Maybe your luck is changing.
Hank: Maybe.
Harper: Take now. We’re both on-call, but neither one of us has been called by a patient. I’ll be back.
[phone rings]
Hank: You had to go and jinx it.
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